Hello - Shakespeare Programming Language. Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience. Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace. Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet. Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S. Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery. Scene I: The insulting of Romeo. [Enter Hamlet & Romeo] Hamlet: You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself! Speak your mind! You are as brave as the sum of a fat little stuffed misused dusty old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the sweetest reddest rose and a pony and yourself! Speak your mind! You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference between a proud kingdom and a flower. You are as happy as the sum of yourself and the sum of a peaceful pony and a brave cunning hero. Speak your mind! Speak your mind! [Exit Hamlet] Scene II: The praising of Juliet. [Enter Juliet] Romeo: Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of myself and a hero and a cute cat. Speak your mind! [Exeunt]