Hello - Shakespeare Programming Language.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet & Romeo]
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of a fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and a pony and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a proud kingdom and a flower. You are as happy as the sum of
yourself and the sum of a peaceful pony and a brave cunning hero. Speak your mind!
Speak your mind!
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of myself and a hero and a
cute cat. Speak your mind!